J O K E S

[Q]

Why do they name hurricanes after women?

Because they end up taking your house, car and dog!

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Have you heard of divorce Barbie?

She comes with Kens accessories!

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Have you heard of lesbian Barbie?

She comes with Barbie!

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Does a flea ever get itchy?

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How many Microsoft technicians does it take to change a light bulb?

None! They just declare darkness as the standard!

[florian]

An elderly man is sitting in the doctors waiting room when a boy walks in and sits down next to him.
After a few minutes the boy asks “Wh-wh-wh-why are y-y-y-you h-h-h-here?”
The man replies “I have a prostate problem!”
“A p-p-prostate p-p-problem? Wh-wh-wh-what’s th-th-that mean th-th-then?”
The man looks the boy up and down, then grins “I piss like you talk!” :mrgreen:

[mokka]

BUMPER STICKERS
- Snatch a kiss... or vice versa.
- Jesus is coming... everyone look busy.
- Horn broken, watch for finger.
- Very funny Scotty. Now beam down my clothes.
- Jesus loves you... everyone else thinks you're a cunt.
- Out of my mind... back in five minutes.
- Keep honking... I'm reloading.
- If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?
- Ask me about microwaving dogs for fun and profit.
- Puritanism: the fear somone, somewhere may be happy.

[Paul_CC]

This old man in his eighty's got up and was putting on his coat.
His wife said, "Where are you going?"
He said, "I'm going to the doctor."
And she said, "Why? Are you sick?"
"No," he said. "I'm going to get me some of those new Viagra pills."
So his wife got up out of her rocker and was putting on her sweater and he said, "Where are you going?"
She said, "I'm going to the doctor too."
He said, "Why?"
She said, "If you're going to start using that rusty old thing again, I'm going to get a tetanus shot."