Damn Free Range Eggs!!!

[Cartman]

I was just making scrambled eggs for my breakfast, even though its gone lunch time here :lol: I crack the last egg into the pan but instead of goo and a big yellow lump landing into my pan a whole dead chick splashed into the raw eggs. WTF I thought eggs were supposed to be screened before they are sold, I'm telling you it nearly made me spew. Fuck man, it was disgusting. :evil:

I don't know why I felt the need to tell you, I just did ok. :cry:

[rogerbo]

your sure your girl did not sit to long on that egg :?:
Btw in the philippines thats a delicates, every time my wife eats one of them NO Kisses for the next 6 hours. Man thats so disgusting.