YO MAMA

[Marty]

[size=18:8d741c035f][b:8d741c035f]POST YOUR BEST YO MAMA JOKES HERE !!![/b:8d741c035f][/size:8d741c035f]

Yo' mama's lips so big, she can whisper in her own ear. :D

[Cartman]

Ok we'll start with the fat ones:
Yo moma so fat, when she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.

Yo moma so fat, she was standing on a corner, the police told her to break it up.

Yo moma so fat when she bungee jumps she goes straight to hell!

Yo moma so fat you have to roll over twice to get off her...

Yo moma so fat she fell out of a ship and the captain yelled "Land Ho"

Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says "Please get out of the car"

Yo mama so fat she wakes up in sections!

Yo moma so fat she has three dress sizes Extra Large, Tent and "Oh my god its coming toward us"

[Cartman]

Now the stupid ones:

Yo mama so stupid she looks at a can of juice for days 'cause it says concentrate

Yo mama so stupid you asked what's for dinner, she put her feet on the table and said corn!

Yo mama so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl

Yo mama so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!

Yo mama so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!

Yo mama so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put "O.K."

Yo mama so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.

Yo mama so stupid she jumped out the window and went up.

Yo mama so stupid she put out the cigarette butt that was heating your house.

Yo mama so stupid She went to disneyworld and saw a sign that said "Disneyworld Left" so she went home.

Yo mama so stupid she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing out all the W's.

Yo mama so stupid she got fired from a blow job

Yo mama so stupid she walked into an antique store and said what's new!

[Cartman]

Now the ugly one:

Yo mama so ugly she went into an hunted house and came out with an application

Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning

Yo mama so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower

Yo mama so ugly instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck

Yo mama so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillance cameras

Yo mama so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.

Yo mama so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints.

Yo mama so ugly even Rice Krispies won't talk to her!

Yo mama so ugly Ted Dansen wouldn't date her!

Yo mama so ugly she turned Medusa to stone!

Yo mama so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.

[Cartman]

Damn I got too much time on my hands.

[kmanrox]

yo mommas like raildroad tracks, shes laid all over the country
yo mommas liek a slip and slide, everyone gets their turn

[Q]

wuahhhh .... :D

They're great. Keep em coming.